Trump by The Presidents of the United States of America. Enjoy.

In middle and high school my friends and I enjoyed listening to a quirky band by the name of The Presidents of the United States of America.  One of their biggest hits was “Lump”, released in 1995.

This song came on Spotify during a ride today and I couldn’t help but replace Lump with Trump given the current level of interest in the U.S. Presidential race.  Here’s the full set of lyrics with Trump replacing lump and gender pronouns changed to male from female.  Enjoy.


 

Trump sat alone in a boggy marsh,
totally emotionless except for his heart
Mud flowed up into Trump’s pajamas
he totally confused all the passing pihranas

He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in my head
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
He might be dead

Trump lingered last in line for brains
and the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin’ out with the band?

He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in my head
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
He might be dead

Trump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Trump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
He spent his twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at sub-sonic speeds

He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in my head
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
He might be dead

Is this Trump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta my head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta my head?

Check out the video and sing along!